- “Eight is enough. Just like my houses.” — Mitt Romney
- “Look up ‘decisive’ in the dictionary, and you’ll find a picture of my 8-point Iowa victory there. Also, I just made you look something up in a dictionary — which means I just created another job!” — Mitt Romney
- “Fuck you, 30,007 people who voted for Rick Santorum!“ — Mitt Romney
- “Fuck you, 31 people who voted for Buddy Roemer!“ — Mitt Romney
- “Now on to New Hampshire, which is neither a shire, nor a new hamp. Discuss.” — Mitt Romney
This might be the season where I get political and bitchy as hell. I really REALLY hate Mitt Romney. His win doesn’t really bother me that much and if he goes for 2012, I don’t think I’ll be nearly as worried as in 2008.